dis obseshon is reachin bibikalist proptshuns, srsly!

K, K, I noes it. I is a bad.

But the LOLCat bible!!!!1

"An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it." LolCat Genesis 1:29.

This is my favourite Pslam (yes, favorit salm, I has one), 121, in LolCat:

1 A song to goez big up. I lookz upz at da big hillsez, I can has halps?
2 Yes I can haz halps, from Ceiling Cat, doer of Ceiling and Urf
3 He not let ur paw slipz, he not sleepz
4 Protektor of All Kittehs no sleepies no dreamies
5 Ceiling Cat ur protektor, He is ur shadows from da windowsill, He is ur right paw
6 In day, sun no make u go bai, moon not make u go bai either
7 Ceiling Cat make u safez from badness, He protektz ur invisible self
8 Celing Cat protektz ur in and ur out, forevaz!

As a procrastinatory device it cannot be beaten.

Have a read and enjoy.

kthnxbai!