I can has iphone?

I do love icanhazcheezburger. This one, featured on geeksugar today, made me giggle. Really I want a HTC something (don't really care which, but I have sworn not to buy anything unless it has wifi capability) for my next phone, but if I was offered an iphone (can you believe they did this? I might cry a little...), or it was cheaper, I have to say I'd be there with bells on. My current 'gadgetenvy' is focused on an ipod touch (my obsession with touch screens is becoming a bit worrying) and one day, one happy day, I shall own one.