Ha, I'm so embarrassing!

I was talking to Zander, my little brother, who's actually not so little anymore, and is indeed about to become a man, on MSN messenger. I wanted him to read my articles for the paper to gain his point of view. So he did, and was completely embarrassed by something in almost every article I'd written! "Eugh, that's just what every brother wants to see online written by their sister!" Aparently mentioning breasts and condoms and balls (and not the football kind, either) is slightly cringeworthy. He clearly doesn't know me at all! What on earth would I talk about if I never mentioned breasts? Absolutely mad, there's no way we can actually be related. I bet he's wishing we weren't, right now, too.